Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Vader Gets Slapped With PG-13

Yoda gets tortured in the next Star Wars. Yes!!!
Lucas must be getting real desperate.

While he's at it, he might as well add a shower scene with Jar Jar and Chewy. Or, drop a couple of F-bombs from Padme. Oh yeah!

4 Comments:

Blogger Oli said...

Or a cool random sex scene between Padme and Anakin. Or some really bloody, gory fight scene where Anakin is slaughtering all the Jedi kids in training.

11:19 PM  
Blogger MalaBOOYAH said...

I'm writing Lucas an e-mail promoting Oli to be the next screenwriter for his next episodes (7-9).

12:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guys, I think Anikin DOES actually kill all the Jedi kids in the next movie. No joke.

I am also not joking when I say that Padme is the least interesting character in the entire 6 film series.

5:20 AM  
Blogger Dave1974 said...

Mac is right. The article does mention a killing spree of Jedi children.

YES!!! Medichlorians can't save you now!

11:43 AM  

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