Quotes of the Day

"The Republican convention started this past weekend, so don't forget to turn your clocks back four hundred years."
-Jay Leno

"Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair."
- (The late) George Burns

"There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again."
- George Bush (who else?)


Quotes Courtesy of "Sound Bites" Daily Calendar